Now I'm Informed

I was forced into watching a newscast by some people around here. I only watch the news when I need to take the focus of my wrath away from my immediate surroundings. Story Number Two repeated the same line as I've already heard twenty-five times since 1988. An athlete took performance enhancing drugs. But this network went the extra mile and included the athlete's statistics and professional background. How thorough. Bears were found roving about freely in a grow op that was discovered by police. The bears were friendly and playful. This, according to the police, means that they will have to be destroyed. Looks like Alberta is getting covered by a cloud of smoke. Might be bad for the joggers. A couple militant non-smokers are campaigning to take smoking scenes out of movies. I wonder if they're from Alberta. The U.S. Army has withdrawn from Iraq. It happened so smoothly that you'd almost think they could have done it any time in the last six years.
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